A Dearth of Words

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(or I got tired of looking and got busy with other things...)

Hmmm...I'm oddly lacking in things to say as of late. Could it be that Madge has run out of words? Wow. Someone, quick, alert the media! This is news!

If there is an allotment of words in one lifetime, I'm quite sure I've used up more than my fair share. In fact I just may have used up someone else's share or several someone elses' shares. I started talking in full sentences before the age of one and I've not really stopped since. That's 46 years of chatter...going on 47 this August. (Gotta get that birthday plug in here somewhere. Just remember people, I like Sauvignon Blanc, shoes and sparkly things.)

E...gads. I think it might be true.

I shall have to ponder this matter with considerable seriousness over the next few days and report my findings. Perhaps, and this is just at theory mind you, it's a temporary condition caused by the alignment of the stars or the solar flares.

Yes, I'm quite sure that's it.

Hopefully once this cosmic event has passed, I'll be back to my old talkative self again. I imagine you're all awaiting this most auspicious event with baited breath.

Even when I'm lacking words, I can still manage to eek out a blog post about it. Amazing. Step right up and listen to the verbal stylings of the wordless wonder...

xoxo
Madge